A little song.

I wrote it just for me! Please sing along, to the tune of "I'm a Woman" (you know the one, "I can take the bacon, and fry it up in a pan? yeah, that one)
Ahem:
First I took effexor, made made me sad to be alive
Then I tried wellbutrin, made my hands shake like I was 95
Next was zoloft, felt great but pooped all the time...
now I'm on cyprolex and I tell you I feel fine

Cause I take antidepresssants
A-n-t-i depressssants!
Yeah!
say it again!
I take antidepressants,
A-n-t-i deee-press-ants!

Some dull your libido, so you don't wanna screw
Some affect your innards, so you do nothin but pooh
Some give you palpitations, think you're having a heart attack
others make you sleepy so you're always in the sack

Those are antidepressants,
A-n-t-i depressssants!
Yeahsay it again!
I take antidepressants,
A-n-t-i deee-press-ants!

No matter what the hassle, they're better than being blue
the kinda blue when everything in the whole world sucks and you don't know what to do
See the doctor's my advice and feel better, and you will see,
and then you can sing my little antidepressant song with me...

Take your antidepressants,
A-n-t-i depressssants!
Yeah say it again!
I take antidepressants,
A-n-t-i deee-press-ants!

Thank you, your'e beautiful!