I stayed in a superior hotel for Bead and Button, it had some excellent features. I couldn't help bragging about them to my friends.
I had a:
A dish of candy on my coffee table
A goldfish bowl in the lobby, with goldfish
A Bible AND a Book of Mormon
A harpist to lull me to sleep
Possibly unicorns (Paul stated he could believe the unicorns but not the free beer)
Matthew Fox AND Anderson Cooper AND Russel Crowe