Valentine and the Toy Tiger

"Why hello, darling, I have not seen you here before. Can I perhaps buy you a Catnip Cocktail??"
"How about if I nibble slightly on your tail?"

" Or whisper a naughty something in your ear?"

"Can't even get a purr out of him, I am really not accustomed to being ignored this way, Hmmmph!"

* No toy tigers were harmed during the making of this documentary*