Number of people needing driving tests ahead of me, now that the Provincial Driving testers have finished their strike: 300,000.
Number of shortbread cookies I've eaten in the last three weeks or so: 479 (broken ones don't count, right?)
Number of catnip eyeballs purchased for Valentine's Christmas present: 2
Number of catnip eyeballs Valentine has played with: 0
Number of fine silver 28g jump rings I have melted when fusing them: approximately 150
Number of curses cursed while fusing 28g jump rings: 150